Jokes...Release Tension

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies" he responded.
"Oh! Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded,"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone?.


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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want then, When you see what the other person has, You wish you had ordered that.


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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No but the thought of long life will never come


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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like Two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!


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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.


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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, If suicide is better or being murdered.


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It is difficult to understand GOD.
He makes such beautiful things as women and Then, he turns them into Wives.


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Before marriage, A man will lie awake all night Thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.


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There's a way of transferring funds That is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage.


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Girlfriends are like CHOCOLATES, Taste good anytime.
Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Wife's are like Dhal RICE, Eaten when there's no choice.


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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.


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Prospective husband:
Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.


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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!


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There was this guy who told his woman That he loved her so much that he Would go through hell for her.
They got married and now he is going thru hell.


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Fact of life:
One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!


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Funny? Dunno? What ever?

Sometimes people do think marriage is the worst could happen. Kita kan manusia.,.. manusia akan buat salah. Jika salah tolong tegur dan maafkan kesalahan tu.. kan habis cerita. If we can't expect life would be such a wonderful journey, why we want to expect more in marriage?

However, if getting marry would make people happy, not just the bride and groom but everybody else feel it too. Then why married make people cry? Unhappy with the person who once make you happy? Well, i don't really get it....

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"When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile"